Tastes Like Grandma!

Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm!

That's some good Grandma!!

Mexicana Americans - SMF Movie/Musical Moment

And now... it's time, yet again, for another SMF Movie/Music Moment... and it comes from the CLASSIC film... Cheech and Chong's Next Movie... if you have not seen it, SMF recommends you go to Netflix and add it immediately.

Happy Monday!

South Park Tribute to Monty Python

Matt and Trey do a little homage to The Dead Parrot Sketch.

Save Those Funky Giraffes!

What's In A Name? Everything!

Source: KSDK, St. Louis

A man is dead after accidentally shooting himself in the head while teaching his girlfriend firearms safety.

Deputies and investigators responding to a shooting found 40-year-old James Looney with a gunshot wound to the head.

According to witnesses, Looney was demonstrating how to use the different safety mechanisms on several guns to his girlfriend.

The witnesses said Looney would put the guns to his head, and before pulling the trigger, would ask her if she thouight the gun would go off. With the first two guns, the safety mechanism worked. The third gun fired.

Looney was transported to an area hospital, where he was pronounced dead the next morning.

According to witnesses, Looney was going to take his girlfriend to the shooting range the next day, but insisted on firearm safety the day before.

Deputies believe alcohol was involved. (You can't make this stuff up.)

They See Me Rollin' - They Hatin'

This is how they roll on the Southside... the way, way, way, deep, deep, deep down Southside.

Medical Warning

Sound medical advice.

Merengue - SMF Movie/Musical Moment

If any readers/frequent viewers of SMF happen to work in an office setting... this is what you ALL DEFINITELY should be doing every Monday Morning!

From My Blue Heaven:

See, now don't you all feel better?

International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Aarr!!!

Avast, ye scurvy dogs! This day marks “International Talk Like a Pirate Day!”

Tis a hearty observance that has been recognized on all seven continents and beyond!

So take this moment to get ye some pirate booty and slip your monkey pump into someone’s bunghole, me hearties!


Yes, that’s real pirate speak you cheeky monkeys! What did ye think it meant?!?

But if ye still need lessons - - just go with the laddies who created this fine day! Arrr!

SMF Friday Funny

From time to time, SMF will post something that should get your Friday off to a chuckling start.

So, for the very first Friday Funny, here are The Kids in the Hall.

Speaking of requests, any requests for a future Friday Funny?

Stay Classy Ernie - WTF?!?

No doubt this will be all over that new fangled internets thing in the next few days, but it was just too good not to share with you cheeky monkeys and kick off the very first WTF segment here on Sweet Monkey Fritters.

New York's Fox 5 anchor Ernie Anastos dropped an F-bomb live on the air last night while making a bizarre chicken reference during an odd exchange with weatherman Nick Gregory.

As both men share a chuckle during their playful banter, the 66-year-old anchorman shocks his colleagues -- and the audience at home -- by saying, "Keep fucking that chicken."

See for yourselves:



What's even better is the facial expression on his co-anchor.

And people say there's nothing good on TV.

Mmmm. Giant Burger.

The world's biggest burger has been unveiled in the state of Michigan – weighing in at 185 pounds!!!

The enormous sammich sells for about $500 at Mallie's Sports Grill and Bar in Southgate, Michigan. Restaurant owner Steve Mallie said it took eight hours to bake the bun big enough to hold the burger.

"Being in the Guinness World Records book is the greatest accomplishment we've ever done," he said. "I've worked my entire life to build this restaurant and being able to have the notoriety of Guinness makes it just that bit more rewarding."


The burger is baked for 15 hours before it is topped with cheese, lettuce and tomato and wheeled out into the restaurant. (What?! No bacon?! Harrumph!

Editorial Note: Now, Sweet Monkey Fritters is all for hamburgers! In fact, the bigger the burger, the better the burger! Who doesn’t love a good burger? Well, those nutty vegans, probably… but they’re not real citizens of this planet. While it’s unlikely that SMF would drop $500 bucks for something that could basically feed a small third-world country, but can the folks over at Mallie’s at least KEEP THE KIDS OFF THE FOOD?!? No one wants some three year old's dirty diapered behind and bare feet perched atop a bun that took you guys that long to make. It sort of defeats the purpose now, doesn’t it? There's a MASSIVE HEALTH CODE VIOLATION going on there guys!

A SMF Message from Darondo

Sweet Monkey Fritters Field Correspondent Darondo checks in today with the following important message:

SMF loves ya', Darondo!!

Kanye - The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Yo, Sweet Monkey Fritters, I'm really happy for your blog. Imma let you finish, but THIS! is one of the most coolest blogs of all time!

Kanye Interrupts President Obama

Kanye being his normal typical jag self.

Anomaly - Ace Frehley - SMF REVIEW

THIS is what SMF has been waiting for over these last two decades?!?

Look, Ace was originally SMF’s favorite member of KISS back in the day. And we’re talking back in the original days here. SMF is a lifelong serving member of the KISS Army, and can honestly praise/criticize where warranted. Tenure within the Army has its privileges!

SMF fully accepts that Ace wrote a number of songs from their back catalog’ that are some of the best and still playable numbers to this very day:

Cold Gin (which for whatever reason, was sung and still sung to this day by teetotaler Simmons) for Fritters’ sake! He wrote Parasite, another established classic (again inexplicably sung by Simmons since time immemorial.) Shock Me, throw another onto the classic pile. (Also a convenient bathroom break song/solo at concerts – there’s a SWF tip for you newbies.)

His other contributions to the band – Comin’ Home, Strange Ways, Rock Bottom, Flaming Youth, Hard Times, Save Your Love… all considered classics, and rightfully so… and then… the debacle that was Unmasked. Talk to Me, Two Sides of the Coin, and {shudder} Torpedo Girl? Ugh. Dark Light from The Elder? Passable at best. But the seed of his declining creative abilities were omnipresent.

His solo efforts from 1987 through 1989 were sketchy, at best. His remake of ELO’s ‘Do Ya,’ is cringe-worthy. He has this affinity finding songs where he can easily rhyme with the word “Ace.” Twenty years on, that hasn’t changed.

Having met Ace Frehley, SMF can unequivocally say he is/was/has/ and always will be truly spaced. If there is one working neuron in his cranium, its sole purpose is to write trite shite such as “Anomaly.” Unintentional three way rhyme.

Save your hard-earned money and simply download “Foxy and Free” and “Fractured Quantum.” The Fractured Mirror collection do sound lovely together when played consecutively.

SWEET MONKEY FRITTER RATING OUT OF FIVE:

How does this bode for the new KISS release next month?! Stick around and find out!

SORRY ACE! ACK!
Generalfeldmarschall Sweet Monkey Fritters
KISS Army

Cowboy Killer - Movie Trailer of the Day

If you see one movie this year, make it "Cowboy Killer!"

It has classic written all over it!!

BOMB SHACK BABY!

A father of two posed for photographs unaware that he was holding a live World War II anti-tank grenade after digging it up in his garden.

Paul Davies, 32, found the undetonated bomb and thought it was part of an old lawn mower or machine. Davies, a window cleaner, then placed it near his sink next to some dishes where it sat for more than two hours. But later in the morning he had a "bad feeling" and after checking the Internet, he realized the rusty lump of metal, was an anti-tank grenade.

He threw it into his back garden and called police, who evacuated 12 nearby homes and summoned bomb disposal experts. They set up an exclusion zone around the house before taking the bomb to a nearby field to blow it up.

"I can't believe I had it in my hand and was posing for a picture. The bomb team told me it was still live," Davies said.

Weiner of the Year Nominiee? Certainly. But the bigger question is what sort of freak digs up what he thinks is an old lawn mower part, and takes it inside to pose for a picture?!

Burrito Baby

An oldie, but a goodie, that Sweet Monkey Fritters once posted on a few different websites... and suddenly... it started to appear EVERYWHERE.

SMF is ahead of its time... unfortunately, it's only 15 minutes ahead. Now, if only SMF could pick lottery numbers.

Horrible Farty Smell - Fritter Police Blotter

An Austrian man has been fined £45 ($75 US) for farting while he was being questioned by police officers.

Police in Graz said the laughter of passers-by humiliated them, giving them grounds to book Hansi Sporer, 20, under local anti-police abuse laws.

"This was no accident. He clearly intended to make a laughing stock out of the officers and deserved what he got," said one police source.

The Safety and Security Act allows police to issue instant fines to people who insult or attack them.

Lawyers for Sporer argued that his outburst had been accidental.

"This was an abuse of a serious law intended to protect police officers from serious attacks by members of the public not some trivial incident. "In the end (HAH! GET IT?!) Mr. Sporer decided it was easier and cheaper to pay the fine than it would be to fight it."

Random television quote of the day using today's theme word:

The Young Ones:

RICK: Neil? Have you just farted?

NEIL: No, I don't think so, Rick, no.

RICK: Well, there's a horrible farty smell in here, and it's definitely not from my bottom!

White Sandy Beach - SMF Musical Moment

The late great Bruddah IZ kicks off the very first Sweet Monkey Fritters Musical Moment.

Take note of the shark sighting at the 1:44 minute mark, located in the lower right hand portion of your screen. The ever vigilant Bruddah IZ even alerts local beachcombers of the porker's presence just as the video ends.

What a guy!

Congressman Joe Wilson - YOU LIE!

"YOU LIE" with Joe Wilson from Corbin Bernsen

Joe Wilson's Drink Of Choice

Congressman Joe Wilson's drink of choice.

Hah!

Random Silliness

Hey! Ho!

(The normal reaction is to also insert the phrase "Let's Go!" after those two words. A little shout out to any SMF reader that's a Ramones fan.)