Avast, ye scurvy dogs! This day marks “International Talk Like a Pirate Day!”
So take this moment to get ye some pirate booty and slip your monkey pump into someone’s bunghole, me hearties!
Yes, that’s real pirate speak you cheeky monkeys! What did ye think it meant?!?
But if ye still need lessons - - just go with the laddies who created this fine day! Arrr!