Thursday, September 17, 2009

Mmmm. Giant Burger.

The world's biggest burger has been unveiled in the state of Michigan – weighing in at 185 pounds!!!

The enormous sammich sells for about $500 at Mallie's Sports Grill and Bar in Southgate, Michigan. Restaurant owner Steve Mallie said it took eight hours to bake the bun big enough to hold the burger.

"Being in the Guinness World Records book is the greatest accomplishment we've ever done," he said. "I've worked my entire life to build this restaurant and being able to have the notoriety of Guinness makes it just that bit more rewarding."

The burger is baked for 15 hours before it is topped with cheese, lettuce and tomato and wheeled out into the restaurant. (What?! No bacon?! Harrumph!

Editorial Note: Now, Sweet Monkey Fritters is all for hamburgers! In fact, the bigger the burger, the better the burger! Who doesn’t love a good burger? Well, those nutty vegans, probably… but they’re not real citizens of this planet. While it’s unlikely that SMF would drop $500 bucks for something that could basically feed a small third-world country, but can the folks over at Mallie’s at least KEEP THE KIDS OFF THE FOOD?!? No one wants some three year old's dirty diapered behind and bare feet perched atop a bun that took you guys that long to make. It sort of defeats the purpose now, doesn’t it? There's a MASSIVE HEALTH CODE VIOLATION going on there guys!

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